Heh. That’s what I’m naming this time period. It’s that period of the year where I’m listening to “Winter Wonderland,” “Sleigh Bells” and all sorts of Christmas Carols, seeing all the decorations up… and wearing a T-shirt and jeans.
Seriously. The Kost- a radio station here in the LA area- is playing their month long holiday song marathon already, and it was 80 degrees today (‘bout 27 degrees for those of you on the Celsius system). Yeah.
Like I said, Audio-Visual/Temperature Disconnect. It’s an annual tradition here in SoCal- along with going to the beach on Christmas Day- some people do that. Or Barbequing- my family, sometimes.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
Previous chapters can be found here
A/N: Sao Feng is a pirate, folks, and obsessed with Calypso. That’s not changed from canon.
( Chapter 9 )
Wordcount: 884
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean, Castiel, Lucifer
Warnings: crackish
Spoilers: Through Season Five, to be safe
Disclaimer: I don’t own SPN, nor any of the characters here.
Summary: It was the weirdest phone call Sam had ever had. Considering his line of work and what he’d talked about on the phone before, that was saying something.
A/N: I really have no idea where this one came from. But, uh, I like to think this little ficlet is good for a laugh.
Many, many thanks go to
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taintedlove for the beta work.( Uh... Merry Christmas? )
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
Previous chapters can be found here
A/N: Well, here we go with chapter 8, and they reach Singapore.
( Singapore! )
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
Previous chapters can be found here
A/N: Well, here we go with chapter 7…
( What does Davy Jones Want? )
Well…
I think I’ll be able to finish it.
And, I think I’ll tell you all what I’m making, and update you on the progress of the costume.
I’m making Elizabeth Swann’s plum dress from the first POTC movie.
( Pictures under the cut )
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
Previous chapters can be found here
A/N: Hello all, and here we are with Chapter 6. In this chapter, Davy will discover he needs some help, Barbossa will not be very happy at all, and Will and Elizabeth are interrupted by Will’s great grandfather- who doesn’t even realize it.
( Chapter 6- Drinks All Around! )
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
A/N: Quick turnaround this time, folks. Don’t expect it all the time , however. Real life was kind this time around. Anyway here is Chapter 5!
Previous chapters can be found here
( Chapter Five )
For anyone wondering why I care, think about it. What's one of the names "Pat" is derived from?
*Link takes you to yahoo news
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
A/N: And here’s chapter four! Sorry for the delay, folks. I’ll try not to let it happen again. (But just a warning- you might not get chapter five until next weekend.)
( Chapter Four )
Personally, it makes me sick that anyone defends him or makes excuses for him. He raped a 13 year old girl! And he pled guilty to it, too. He should get no excuses, no pity, no support, no defense. I'm glad he was caught, and I hope he gets the book thrown at him for running away.
Quite apart from the "13 years old" issue, the victim has repeatedly said that she said "no" to him. Both issues- the age, and the "no" make it rape in my book.
No, I don't care what movies he's made. I don't care what awards he's won. I don't care that the "poor man" couldn't return to America. I do care about his victim, and I do feel that her wishes should be taken into account, so that may mean he doesn't get another trial. Fine- but make sure that the absolute idiots who are defending him know that he was a sick, sick man who shouldn't have been allowed to go free.
And it's nice that I finally found a couple of articles that show why all his defenders are all pretty stupid (or they just think his "art" trumps his morals, which wouldn't surprise me). There are exactly two "defenses" that make any sense, and they both have to do with the victim.
Article One
Article Two
I’m still sugar buzzed. It’s been about two hours since I’ve had any of it, and I’m still hopped up on sugar.
I really hope I crash soon.
Word Count: 200 (double drabble)
Rating: G
Characters: Sam and Dean
Disclaimer: I don’t own Supernatural. I suspect the show would be very different if I did.
Summary: It was home, it was where they belonged. Sam couldn’t think of anywhere else he wanted to be. A double drabble on the nature of Sam and Dean's home.
( On the Road )
Yes, I am planning on dressing up this year, assuming I manage to finish the blasted costume. Typically, I don't plan very long, but this year and last year I started planning in May, since I'm now making my costumes.
Yes, I'm keeping it a secret, mostly because I'm still not sure I'm going to be able to do part of it. (Blasted trim!)
Author: immortal_jedi, aka jedipati
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
A/N: Chapter three, in which we start the main part of the story, which takes place at the roughly same time DMC took place.
( Chapter 3 )
It really wasn’t a good fit, but I wasn’t going to quit, mostly because I don’t have another job lined up- though I’d already started looking before this. Still, because it’s a small business, my boss knew that it wasn’t a good fit, and he’s the one who made the decision.
I fully agree with him- sales is not a good fit for me. Still, I can use him as a reference, so that’s good, and he said that I was a hard worker, and he’s glad I tried.
And I learned a lot in the four months I was with the company, even if it didn’t last.
I’m really trying to look on the bright side of this, folks. I’m a little upset- who likes to lose their job, especially right now? But I’m mostly relieved. The job was stressing me out and affecting my health. (I’ve even been having trouble eating, which caused a fainting spell on Wednesday. I’m getting better, but that’s a big part of the reason why I’m not terribly upset.)
So, on the whole, this is not necessarily a bad thing. I’ll find another job, hopefully one that fits my strengths. I’m currently thinking about getting a part time job with Disneyland while I search for something better.
Well, it's back to the job listings for me!
Characters/Pairings: Davy/Calypso, Will/Elizabeth, Cast of… nearly everyone who appears in the movies
Warnings: They’re pirates! Also, this is very, very AU, and the premise is a little tiny bit cracky.
Spoilers: Well, it’s heavily AU, but it also assumes that you’ve seen all three movies
Disclaimer: I don’t own POTC. I don’t own the characters. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who could come up with a plot twist like this, though.
Summary: Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.
A/N: And here’s chapter 2!
( Family is important )
Anyway, this week I wrote 2676 words, for a total of 93413 words written this year. Not bad…
